Watson's Warrior Fitz

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GUYS THERE WAS A SPIDER UNDER SOME COMIC PAGES ON MY COUCH

STEP 1: OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT

STEP 2: OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD WEAPON WEAPON I NEED A FUCKING WEAPON

STEP 3: DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEKILLKILLKILLDIE GFFFFWGBFHFJKUJMNHBGDFVSDC!!!

STEP 4: HAVE I DESTROYED IT ENOUGH YET?? WHERE IS THE FUCKING CORPSE, DID I GET IT.

STEP 5: IT WAS ON MY COUCH MY MOTHERFUCKING COUCH THAT IS WHERE I DO STUFF!

STEP 6: HOW MANY MORE ARE THERE. WHERE ARE THEY. DOES IT HAVE FRIENDS. WHAT AM I DEALING WITH. WILL THEY COME AFTER ME FOR WHAT I HAVE DONE. ARE THEY BIGGER.

….

….My husband got to see me freak out and bludgeon it with a sketchbook over Skype, then proceed to freak out when I didn’t know where the body went(CAUSE DAMMIT THE THING COULD STILL BE ALIVE AND PLOTTING A COUNTERATTACK)


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