Watson's Warrior Fitz

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I just bought Breezehome in Whiterun in Skyrim. What’s the first thing I did?

I RAN TO THE BATTLE-BORN’S HOUSE AND STOLE ALL THEIR FANCY GOBLETS AND PLATTERS AND BOWLS. ALSO ALL OF THEIR FOOD.

I NOW HAVE A PILE OF FINE TUPPERWARE LYING IN A CORNER OF MY HOUSE. IT IS MY HOARD.

AND A BIT LIKE THE GOBLET SCENE IN HP: DEATHLY HALLOWS WITH THE MULTIPLYING HORCRUXES.

THOUGH THE GUARD STARTED TRYING TO KILL ME OVER THIS. BUT I TALKED ‘EM DOWN. WE COOL NOW.

SUCKERS.

IT’S BECAUSE I THINK THE BATTLE-BORNS ARE DICKS, MKAY?


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